Thursday evening and Friday, March 26th
Kharkiv is in eastern Ukraine, about 24 miles from the Russian border. It is maddening that I can't get into Russia. There is a real east-west divide in this country. When I mentioned to a friend in Chernivtsi that I wa coming here, he said, "You will see the other side of the moon! It is very different there."
So, Thursday afternoon at 4:30 we left the Embassy in a taxi to go to the vogzol/train station. This was the first time we had taken a day train in Ukraine. There were 6 people sitting in a compartment in the first class wagons. There were 3 big guys sitting across from us who came prepared, big time, for the 6 hour journey. Clearly this was not their first voyage on the Kiev- Kharkiv train. Kharkiv, btw, is pronounced Harkeev, or if one is to pronounce it the Russian way, which is the language everyone speaks in Kharkiv, it is Harkov.
So I enjoyed watching the guys across from me devour several bottles of horilka/vodka, some of it mixed with pomodor/tomato juice, some not. They also had 2 kinds of hlib/bread, boiled eggs, several different kinds of meat, some cucumber, and beer/pyvo.
This train trip was 6 hours long..leaving Kyiv at 17:30 and arriving at 11:23. I read, and read, and had some crackers, and then curled up in the seat and slept until my left foot fell asleep. When I woke up my left foot was dead. It reminded me of when I was in the musical Babes in Toyland with SC Childrens’ Theatre. I had to sit on the stage with my foot tucked under me for what seemed like forever, then at a certain point I was supposed to stand up and march. During one show, my foot fell asleep badly. I tried to stand on it but it had no feeling in it. Then it started to get some feeling in it and it was very uncomfortable. I got up and started to march but felt like I was limping on it bc it was doing such strange things. Well, with no feeling in my foot this time I inadvertently lightly hit the guy sitting across from me. Whoops. Perepro sh-yu/I’m sorry, excuse me.
When we arrived it was cold (there is still a lot of snow on the ground in Kharkiv) and I was ready to get off this train. Iryna, one of the conference organizers, was standing right outside the wagon to pick us up with one of the conference drivers. I love it when Fulbright and others make my life so comfortable. I really, really appreciate it. So the driver immediately took us to the dorm/hostel/residence that the university owns where visiting lecturers stay. We arrived a little after midnight and they had saved 2 dinners for us that the cook here, Tonya, promptly reheated for us. So kind. We totally were not planning on having dinner, and I can’t say I was really all that hungry, bc we’d had good meal at the Embassy cafeteria, but it was very nice of them.
This AM the van left at 9AM to drive to the conference at the National Academy of Public Administration.On the way, we passed a McDonalds, with an elaborate outdoor space in front of it and a McDrive in the back. That it what was painted in large letters on the drive through.
Sometimes when I give talk, it turns out to be a fairly informal affair. Other times, it is highly formal. This turned out to be one of those times. We arrived and the foreign guests (consisting of people from France, Lithuania, Moldova, Poland, and the US) had a special room to register with chai/tea, kava/coffee, cookies, etc. We were given these small hard plastic briefcases filled with materials, postcards of the city, notepads, etc. In a country where even paper is scarce and many universities can’t give you paper to print your lectures out on, this was extravagant. In fact, it was the nicest welcome package at a conference I have ever received.
Check out my name written in Cryllic! The backwards pi with a slopp is an L. P is an R, and H is an N. K's sound like hard C's, and C's sound like S's.
The conference had thought ahead and already had a translator assigned to me. We were seated at the front row of the plenary session with our translator. This conference was all about public administration, specifically local government’s relationship to other levels of government. The foreign speaks and dignitaries from Ukraine were introduced individualyl and we were each asked to stand as we were introduced. Truly made me feel welcome. After the plenary, we headed to lunch. There was a small room specifically reserved for Fulbrighters. We sat down to eat and the vodka starting pouring. When vodka starts pouring, toasts begin. Not just one toast, mind you, but multiple toasts. So this is over lunch, about 2 hours before my presentation. I tried to walk the fine line between being a total prude and being sociable. Then, the conference people decided that one translator was too difficult for the 2 of us, so instead of us sharing a translator as we had done in the plenary sessions, 2 translators appeared to guide us to the second session. We had multiple sessions to pick one. We ended up sitting on the back row in this very cold room.
I quickly realized this was going to be a long and cold 2 hours. Fifteen minutes in, I started asking my translator some questions about life in Ukraine. She seemed receptive. Then she tells me she is going to apply for a Fulbright to come to the US. Great, what are you going to propose? (People from other countries can apply through the Fulbright program to come to the US to study/research). They have to have a specific topic in mind. Most people who want to come study languages in university here in Ukraine and speak English very well. Many are linguists or philologists. They need to have a research topic that can be aided by time spent in the US, however. So I asked her about her proposed topic. She said she was planning to study Gender Studies. Excellent. I told her I had a graduate degree in women’s studies in addition to history and the conversation flowed easily from there. By the end of the 2 hours, I had my Lonely Planet guidebook out and she was showing me her favorite places to go in Kharkiv and Kyiv. I have no idea what that econ session was about.
Then it was my turn to present. I had never given a presentation before with a translator and was a bit concerned that it would throw me off but it didn’t. In fact I had a few people come up to me afterwards to tell me it was clear that I had worked with a translator in such a way before. Ha!
Here we are getting ready with our translator:
It was actually much easier than I thought. I would say one sentence and stop, and she would repeat. Gave me plenty of time to formulate my sentences. One thing I did not anticipate, however, was the impact this would have on the time we were allotted, which was 20 minutes. So, on the fly I had to significantly abbreviate my portion of the presentation.
The presentation focused on downtown Greenville’ revitalization efforts, the cultural offerings in Greenville, and the hospitality tax which supports many of them, including the Upcountry History Museum. We talked about the importance of transparency and accountability at all levels of government. The Ukrainians were all abuzz about this city of Greenville in American afterwards, and even some of the other Fulbrighters now want to visit. I really enjoyed having this forum of people from all around the world present to hear about Greenville.
After the conference, there was a reception, with a table full, and I do mean full, of food, wine, and of course, horilka/vodka. Then the toasts started. There were at least ten toasts given. The fourth toast, per Ukrainian tradition, is always for women. There are lots of traditions when it comes to drinking…always put your glass on the table to have it refilled, never leave a glass on the table with drink in it, the person who finishes off a bottle has to buy the next round, and many, many others. It now seems that people refer to tradition as the rational for whenever something should or should not be done. I find myself asking, “Oh, is that a tradition, too?” quite often.

We all went back to the dorm in our van, and we were relieved that the long day was over. Dinner would be served at 8 in the dining room. At dinner, more toasts started, with vodka and with the Moldovan wine that the woman who heads one of Moldova’s human rights organizations brought with her. More toasts, and lots of them. I learned a few. One goes something like this (obviously told by a woman), “ A man can be a Tsar, a man can be a King, but a man is always at our feet.” This is how it was translated for me.
Above is me with my friend Myroslva, who is here on a student Fulbright. She is researching the presence of international banks in Ukraine. She reminds me of one of my former students, Erika Barefoot Mosteller...of whom I also think a great deal.
I enjoyed talking with the French man from Lille, a quiet man who seemed somewhat overwhelmed by the boisterousness of the activity at dinner. He ended up leaving a little early. By the end of dinner, everyone at the table had our arms around each others, swaying and singing songs ( or at least many of the others were). Those Ukrainians know how to have a good time!
At one point in time, my companion stood up to give a toast. I was shocked and very curious about what was going to come out of his mouth. He said, “Where the sun always shines and the skies are forever blue, where the women are beautiful and the men of good cheer. Here’s to our second home, Ukraine.” I was about to vomit from the sappiness of his very sweet toast (and was also confused…sun shining and blue skies? Not in the Ukrainian winter I just lived through.), so I couldn’t believe it when everyone at the table immediately stood up in response to his toast. I probably saw 20 toasts today and never did I see everyone stand except for this time. Evidently this is reserved only for the most special of toasts. Needless to say, it was very well received.
One more thing: I’ve written a good deal about the changing national boundaries of the region around Chernivtsi, so I had to laugh when I was asked if I had heard the joke about the 96 year old man from Chernivtsi who had 12 passports during his lifetime? Ha! I did a quick tour through the past 100 years of Ukrainian history. I could only come up with 8, but am still working on it.